What’s going on in Rhiannon land
-stoned…..
-bed feels magnificently immaculate
-just had three orgasms in a row from one session
-Rhiannon feels tremendously, serenely fantastic
-she is hungry
-she thought a mailbox was a man leaning against the post, judging her
-Rhiannon likes when Koreans do line dancing…or any Asian really….it’s quite fucking adorable. That’s a big thing coming from me, I hate country music

neil-gaiman:

odditiesoflife:

Stunning Landscape - Cappadocia, Turkey

The mysterious rock formations and underground cities of Cappadocia make this region of Turkey one the most beautiful in the world. The rich history of this site can be told through the villages, subterranean churches and fortresses that have been carved straight into the soft, porous, eerily eroded rock.

Popular activities in the region include visits to the underground cities, viewing the ancient Christian cave art, seeing the “fairy chimney” rock formations, and taking sunrise hot air balloon rides for a view of the breathtaking landscape from above.

When I am certain everyone else in the world is following odditiesoflife I will not reblog everything she puts up quite so industriously….

This is real annnnnnnd I would like to dwell within them for a while.

amandapalmer:

the only way out.

To Beyoncé. Please stop trying to sex me into buying Pepsi. We all understand that your body is too bootylicious for us, babe, but I am not interested. My heart and body belongs to Coca-Cola, and that’s how it’s going to be. I suppose you can continue to make people thirsty by workin those hips. But, I’m sure people wouldn’t know if they needed to be thirsty or horny. Don’t confuse North America. We’re already fucked as it is. By the way, tell Jay that he needs to brush my shoulder off.

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

Drunk. And around beauty. This is hard.

My gaze fixated on this tiny screen, that takes up most of my time.

I can still see your eyes when I close mine.

Sit and let it rain
Steam rises from skin
Negative thinking down the drain
Hard to breathe
A sliver of cool air rushes
From the curtain slit

Water burns and soothes
Sit and let it rain

Breathless from the dense fog
One has created
The water stops

Drape the towel over
Keeps the heat trapped
Keeps one warm
And possibly safe

*ends it by eating a double quarter pounder with cheese*

Go big or go home, bitches.

I don’t give a fuck.

Totally forgot how to breathe when I saw Leisha Hailey suck/kiss cream off the lips of another.

Hm.